I'm Abbie, i'm 21 years old, I live in Florida, I have like 5 friends MAYBE, I work at Hooters, and I drive a mini van named Barry Vanilow. Pleasure to meet you.

sleepingwiththekings:

But every song’s like gold teeth, grey goose, obtuse, rubbergoose, green moose, guava juice, giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake! 

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bagmilk:

when people ask you personal questions

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touchdisky:

Birds On The Wire by Faith Alexandra

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kirk-:

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what does rofl stand for

rise our father lucifer

thanks

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